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Tuesday, November 4th, 2008
9:21 pm - Dude!
"A 34-year-old single mother in San Francisco was convicted of statutory rape after having sex with the 15-year-old boy she was babysitting. The boy, Nathaniel J, was required to pay child support for the child born as a result of their illegal union. "Victims have rights. Here, the victim also has responsibilities," wrote the judge."

Source - http://www.fact.on.ca/news/news0102/sm010217.htm

On a scale of 1 to 10 this is 100% crazy. I had to share it because it's damn near unbelievable.

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Monday, September 15th, 2008
7:39 pm - Dude!

I don't usually do these things but I apparently look like Wayne Brady.

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Sunday, November 18th, 2007
10:29 am - Notice:
I hadn't updated in a while but now I have.

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Saturday, February 10th, 2007
5:29 pm - You are cordially invited...
An amazing day for any couple I find just about every year that if I even bother to remember the day exists that I'm not ever thrilled by it. I assume most other single people aren't either. Well, that's not happening this year. I will be conscripting a number of single men to aid me in the task of making an amazing night for any single women who would want to spend her Valentine's evening being pampered at my house. There will be a number of rules listed to make it clear my intent and hopefully provide a comfortable atmosphere that will lend the evening to be particularly enjoyable.

1. Formal or at very least semi-formal attire is required. This will not be a Valentine's day Barbecue.

2. The doors will open at five post meridian (5:00 PM), dinner will be served at six, entertainment at eight, and the evening will end at midnight. Chauffeurs will be available to those women who elect not to drive either to or from the event for any reason.

3. No establishment or pursuit of formal relationships will be allowed, to include intense displays of affection. This even is not held so that couples may be formed but is instead being held so that no woman is left un-pampered on this evening. Sensuality would not be conducive to this environment. Under this provision no formal couples will be attending.

4. The women who elect to attend this evening will not be working at all for any reason. There will be men in attendance to do all such things.

I ask that anyone who reads this think if you have any friends that may want this evening. I do not require them to already be my friends, though a number likely will be. I also ask that if you meet these criteria, or know someone who does, please don't let this be another year that you will forget or even worse look back on negatively. Allow my and my staff to treat you the way you should be on Valentine's day. It would be our pleasure.

R.S.V.P to Jason Cross (Location dependent on participation, guarantied to be nice.)

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Wednesday, January 31st, 2007
8:28 pm - New Problems.
My new shitclipse is out in my driveway now. It's the body style I prefer but unfortunately an automatic. I'll be in the shop with it tomorrow to get a tune up and make sure everything's ok so that this won't be another money pit. I should just move close to campus and buy a bike. I can fix those myself.

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Saturday, January 27th, 2007
8:57 pm - Eh... ok.
You Have a Melancholic Temperament

Introspective and reflective, you think about everything and anything.
You are a soft-hearted daydreamer. You long for your ideal life.
You love silence and solitude. Everyday life is usually too chaotic for you.

Given enough time alone, it's easy for you to find inner peace.
You tend to be spiritual, having found your own meaning of life.
Wise and patient, you can help people through difficult times.

At your worst, you brood and sulk. Your negative thoughts can trap you.
You are reserved and withdrawn. This makes it hard to connect to others.
You tend to over think small things, making decisions difficult.

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Friday, January 26th, 2007
10:01 am - What I call 'Situational Identity.'
It seems to me perhaps the existance of such a thing isn't known widely, so I'll ramble on about it for a bit. It seems that most Americans (and so people I encounter) maintain avery solid concept of 'I.' I'd like to let it be known that you are not that same 'I' all the time. You have a different identity as a student then as a teacher and as a child then as a parent. However these seem fairly easy to swallow. There is more, however. There are situations where we may only react a certain number of very limited ways. People say they know us because they 'know how we'll react' but it's more likely they know which of our very narrow options we'll show preference too.

There have been a number of times in my life I've been given only a two identity choices (and it has likely happened to you too.) The spineless and the dominating. Those should sound familiar to anyone that reads this. If it doesn't think back to a time where it has been suggested to you that you have to 'walk a thin line.' The thin line is a situation like this, between two identities that you in all reality have to choose between. You'll note that neither the spineless nor the dominating sound like appealing choices. It's because they're not.

So why are we presented with these unfavorable identity choices? I suppose they're the only reasonable ways to approach a situation socially. For example I'll use Scab. Once Erin left with his kids he had two identity choices and an astranged father, be a spineless fuck and don't do anything to keep her / get his kids back or be the dominating and force her to comply (through legal means) with his rights. I use this situation because it's fairly easy to view from both sides and see how both identities are negative, however we can still appreciate Scab's decision so I'm not being rough to him. For all intents socially he did the right thing, unless you're the opposing party.

What of situations where the right identity is unclear or even there isn't a right identity? Well, in short, you're fucked. With a lack of common awareness of the existance of a flexable identity all people will continue to occasionally be trapped in positions where all available choices are unacceptable and those actions (or inactions) will be attributed negatively as your 'I' or maybe mine. So Im sorry to say that, much like global warming, we're all going to die a horrible and painful death as we watch humanity roast to fucking death and THE END OF THE GOD DAMN WORLD! Ok... not quite that dramatic.

current mood: Shocked? This is the end!

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Friday, December 15th, 2006
9:03 am - Phone's out.
It will be back up Sunday at he earliest, so if you've been calling and I haven't been answering, now you know why.

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Friday, November 3rd, 2006
4:07 pm - It's been about two months.
I suppose I should say something here, even if just to show I still have and check this journal. I'm exploring exactly why women have been subjugated for so long, but I'm not a woman so I'm afriad I'm missing important aspects of it. Maybe I should find a woman to talk to this weekend.

My shoulder appears to be fine as according to the phone call I just finished. That's decent enough news. I don't really think there's anything else to say here.

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Tuesday, September 12th, 2006
10:24 am - You can't win.
That's right, you. Reading my journal right now. You can't win. You want X, well, too bad. No winning. None. Come to grips with the idea. No... winning...

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Saturday, August 5th, 2006
3:38 pm - My death...
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very High
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Low
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Very Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Test

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Thursday, July 27th, 2006
8:55 pm
Mmm... vaugeness. I love it. I would post what I'm talking about, but that would be specific...so not vauge and so thus not bitter and sarcastic.

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Sunday, June 4th, 2006
3:39 pm - Four months.
I haven't posted here in some time. I still read everyone's journals and I'm still alive. I'll be leaving June 10th to attend my two week training for the year. So, I'll be gone for that amount of time.

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Wednesday, February 15th, 2006
5:01 pm - In fighting.
Bickering bullshit on my journal flies like a fucking brick. Not a thrown brick, not one on a rope, but one that is part of a house. It's even worse when someone throws a veiled insult my way. I'm not sure what's eating some people about me, but you should talk to me. If you feel like you can't, then atleast relay to me somehow you think I'm a piece of shit and wish you'd never have to see me again. End transmission.

current mood: confused

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Tuesday, February 14th, 2006
9:17 pm - A sad state of affairs.
Is it really ok to threaten other people's lives now? Did I miss when this became acceptable? I don't know what else to say on this topic without risking looking more insane then I apparently already do.

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10:33 am - Ha! What the fuck ever.
Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover

You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.

You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.

Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.

current mood: What?

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Monday, February 6th, 2006
3:10 pm - Ok, enough fucking quizzes.
I really don't have anything to say, other then stop the madness. Now we're doing shit like where teletubbie are you. STOP!

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3:09 pm - Just as much a red shirt... fuck Star Trek.
Your results:
You are Jean-Luc Picard
Jean-Luc Picard
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
Mr. Sulu
Beverly Crusher
James T. Kirk (Captain)
Will Riker
Deanna Troi
Geordi LaForge
Mr. Scott
Leonard McCoy (Bones)
A lover of Shakespeare and other
fine literature. You have a decisive mind
and a firm hand in dealing with others.
Click here to take the "Which Star Trek character are you?" quiz...

current mood: amused

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Friday, February 3rd, 2006
4:27 pm - That's right, the best... me. Take note.
the Prankster

(33% dark, 34% spontaneous, 26% vulgar)

your humor style:

Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but you're not into what some would call 'low humor' either. You'll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.

You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor because it's smart without being mean-spirited.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher

The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -

If you're interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

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You scored higher than 10% on darkness

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You scored higher than 20% on spontaneity

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You scored higher than 22% on vulgarity
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

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Wednesday, February 1st, 2006
2:38 pm - For games.
I'm sending some of you a community invite. Don't ignore it.

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